How to keep busy In office
if you are working for a boss who equates performance with
how busy an employee appears or if you are working a company that rewards only
workaholics, you are bound to come across a moment when pretending to look busy
is the only way to guard your self-interest.
It might sound like a manipulative thing to do but it is an accepted part of
contemporary organizational culture and something you should have as a part of
your office arsenal.
Get Cluttered For Your Own Sake
Try to keep your desk cluttered. This might make you look unorganized but it
will also help to establish the illusion of you being occupied with loads of
work. Use every possible resource for achieving this, including your mobile,
laptop, documents, files, folders, diaries, calendar, cups, previous reports
and dictionary. This also helps in preventing your acquaintances in questioning
the kind of work you are doing since they would fear you might seek their help
in something that already looks so messy!
Gain From View-Blocking Stance
Try to maneuver your PC in such a way that the screen is visible to others to
the least possible degree. Ensure not doing this if a senior has expressed a
serious concern over this. Even then you can position the monitor in such a
manner that the view of others is hindered to the maximum.
Sometimes Looking Distant Helps
You might be famous in your office as the joke-cracking, rib-tickling, jovial
guy but sometimes looking serious can help. Try to use a facial expression that
denotes an aura of being highly engaged, as if your work has consumed
you—looking unavailable here will help. You can try tapping your fingers on the
desk or the chair’s arm-rest. This is a typical sign of someone getting
impatient or irritated with work.
Sigh to Elevate Your Degree of Involvement
Inhaling slowly and exhaling deeply with some force or Sighing comes naturally
to most of us. It is regarded as a definitive indicator of letting-go of stress
or just having gotten over something that was really demanding. Do this every
two hours or so, to make everybody around you feel that you are taking some
serious pains to wrap-up your day’s work.
Play The Curious Fool To Make Others Dance To Your Tune
One way of keeping yourself awake at the office, making yourself look genuinely
busy and ensuring that no one can decode your hidden agenda is to keep engaging
the attention of others without actually working. You can do this by repeatedly
asking your team-members vague, obvious questions. At most, your colleagues
will excuse you for having a bad, forgetful day at work.
Fool-Proof Your Idling Cover
Ensure that you create the perfect illusion of being occupied with work. You
can do this by constantly making keyboard sounds. Move around your mouse a lot.
If you are wearing a tie, loosen it a bit and ruffle your hair slightly to
appear like someone who is totally lost in work. Remain hunched over the
keyboard to appear occupied.
Don’t Forget Taking Regular Breaks
Taking breaks signifies that you are slightly tired and need to refresh your
senses. Not indulging in your regular tea, coffee or smoking break can create
suspicion about your status.
Ensure Your Create Some Noise About Your Workload
Keep reinforcing the perception that you have been kept busy primarily due to a
demanding workload. You can grumble about work not being distributed evenly or
crib about you being singled out for working on harder tasks.
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