Wednesday, September 26, 2012

(!@#$%^&*) "DOODLE" Secrets you should KNOW...

                                                                                    
Yes Most of us DOODLE! Even if we don't admit to it!
But whatever the doodle, it is often a totally unconcious drawing whilst our mind is concentrating somewhere else.

It is surprizing to that we  tend to repeat the same selection of favourite patterns,i.e dots,boxes,triangles.circles.our names- the choice is endless.doodling can help to relieve tension particularly if we press hard it is said that it can calm our nerves too.
i.e. dots, boxes, triangles, circles, ouryyscious drawing whilst our mind
It's surpd tend to repeat the same selection of favourite patter
particularly if we press hard it is said that it can calm our nerves t
Why do we doodle?



Because we are unlocking some of the hidden anxieties in our everyday life.



But what do they mean?



Let's work out a few explanations.






Stairs and steps - open to relationships


Webs - an intricate web shows a desire to accumulate friends, money and status


Squares as opposed to rounded shapes indicate a need for order and structure



Slashed lines - this is an angry person




Open boxes - a practical and logical thinker





Writing your own name over and over again means egotism




Bold arrows - very determined, great drive, direct




Retraced patterns - a perfectionist



Triangles - Suggest an aggressive personality, highly competitive



Flowers - are imagination - love of beauty and a search for love




''People who DOODLE learn Faster''


Friday, September 21, 2012

Oh Allah.. I need You...

Oh Allah.. Lord of the worlds…

 

In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful


Oh Allah.. You DO NOT need my praises and acknowledgment. But I do need your acknowledgement to my submission and praises to You. You DO NOT gain or benefit if I (or any of Your creatures) praise You, NOR DO You encounter loss or detriment if I (or any of your creatures) refuse to praise You. Only with You will I be honoured. Only with You I do exist.


Oh Allah.. All Praises is due to You. No one can praise You to the best You deserve; You are as You have praised and complimented Yourself. Oh Lord of Might and Honour!

Oh Allah.. Please send Your Peace and Blessings to Your most beloved and chosen Prophet; Habibi Muhammad, anytime he is remembered or forgotten; to his family members; and to all his companions.


Oh Allah.. If I have ever offended anyone (and many are they), please grant that person you Forgiveness. Oh Allah.. Please grant your Forgiveness to my offenders (should there be any). Oh Allah.. Please entitle me for Your Mercy and Forgiveness. For You are the Most Beneficent, 

the Most Merciful and the Most Forgiving. Oh Lord of the worlds!


Oh Allah.. Lord of Might and Honour, I ask You [with Your Might]; that You do not set me for a new day or to meet any of your creatures until you have purified my heart from jealousy, hatred, hostility, enmity and all kinds of heart diseases, just as you clear my body and mind from all fatigues before every sunrise.. Oh Lord of the worlds!


Oh Allah.. Your provisions for me are endless without me asking for them. Whenever I raise my poor hands up to You, You never turn them down empty. Hence, I have come to a state of shyness to ask, since I am certain You know my needs.


Oh Allah.. I will not allow that shyness to prevent me from humbly asking

 for more, of something you have already granted me; YOUR LOVE! (and the LOVE FOR YOU!). Oh Allah I seek from You, Your LOVE, the LOVE for Your Prophet, may Your Peace and Blessings be upon him and his family, the LOVE for anyone who loves You, and the LOVE for any deed that will get me closer and closer to You, Oh Lord of the worlds!

Oh Allah.. Many are those who have been, and are kind to me. I do not even know some of them, and You know those I know, more than I do. I will be unfair to them if I seek from You a specific reward for them. Who am I, and how do I?! Oh Allah.. I seek from You a grant of BEST REWARD for each of them.


Oh Allah.. Those would have not been honoured to do those good deeds for your sake, towards me, if I have not been honoured with your two servants (my parents). Oh Allah.. Please help me to be kind to them, serve them, sacrifice my life for them, live for them, and be the one to hear their last voice and fulfill their final request(s).. Oh Lord of the worlds!

Oh Allah.. I am a weak servant of You.. I am meant to be weak. I am grateful to be created weak by the One Who takes care of the weak. Oh Allah.. Please provide me with the strength to worship You and to live for You.


Oh Allah.. I am a poor and needy servant of You. But knowing that You are the All-Rich, gives me a peace of mind, and turns my poverty into richness. So Yaa Allah.. Please grant me the wealth of KNOWING YOU, LOVING YOU, AND SERVING YOU WITH PRIDE. Oh Lord of the worlds!


Oh Allah.. My heart rusts and hardens easily. Please soften it for me with the remembrance of You at all times. Oh Lord of the worlds!


Oh Allah.. My sins are uncountable and huge each, (which only You know them all). The more of them I commit the more You hide them for me, from the eyes of others. Oh Allah.. If You have hidden them from the eyes of Your creatures here in this world.. I seek refuge in the Highness of Your Face from Your Anger, and I humbly ask You to hide them from Your creatures in the Hereafter. Oh Lord of the worlds!


Oh Allah.. I’m not asking you, in order to remind You of what you have forgotten, nor to inform You of what You know not, for You are All-Knowing, All-Hearing. Oh Allah.. I am rather humbly asking and supplicating to show, with pride, my humble submission to You, the One and the Only. Oh Lord of the worlds!


Oh Allah.. I have never asked You or made a wish, unless you have granted my wish and answered my request. For that, Yaa Allah (the One Who answers to all calls), please grant me YOUR PARADISE and the COMPANY of Your Beloved; HABIBI MUHAMMAD, may Your Peace and Blessings be upon him and his family at all times.


Oh Allah.. I believe.. I believe.. I believe..

Oh Allah.. Only You know that I believe..


I believe in Your Oneness.. I bear witness in the Prophecy of Your Beloved; Habibi Muhammad, may Your Peace and Blessings be upon him and his family at all times…


Oh Allah.. I believe.. I believe.. I believe..

Oh Allah.. Only You know that I believe..


I believe.. You are Allah, beside Whom none has the right to be worshipped but You, the All-Knower of the unseen and the seen. You are the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.


Oh Allah.. I believe.. I believe.. I believe..

Oh Allah.. Only You know that I believe..


I believe.. You are Allah beside Whom none has the right to be worshipped but You, the King, the Holy, the One Free from all defects, the Giver of security, the Watcher over His creatures, the All-Mighty, the Compeller, the Supreme. Glory be to [You] Allah! High are You above all 

 that they associate as partners with You.


Oh Allah.. I believe.. I believe.. I believe..

Oh Allah.. Only You know that I believe..


I believe.. You are Allah, the Creator, the Inventor of all things, the Bestower of forms. To You belong the Best Names [Asmaul-Husna] . All that is in the heavens and the earth glorify You. And You are the All-Mighty, the All-Wise.


Oh Allah.. Anyone who reads this submission and says “Ameen”, please grant him too, all the wishes and honour in this supplication. Oh Lord of the worlds…


Ameen




by Abdul Salam

Wednesday, September 12, 2012




Three days. That’s how long it took me to sit down and write this. Every night I spend around 5 hours online trying to run away from this and end up sleeping at 7 am without actually getting the job done. So here I am iPod in my ears, fan blowing in my face, and laptop on my lap getting ready to spill the beans.

I miss you.
I just do. I tried hard not to but I can’t help it.
I miss you.
You visit me in my dreams uninvited. You pop up on my mind during the day when I miss you the least just to remind me that you’re gone and I can’t see you.
 I miss you.
 It hurts. I don't want to miss you because there’s nothing that I can do to bring you back. But I miss you. I promised myself that I wouldn’t but I take it back,
I miss you. I think about you constantly, you give me a weird feeling in the pit of my stomach when I think about you. I stare into space when I reminisce about how you used to be, not wanting to snap back to the reality of me not being able to tell you that
I miss you.
I think about you, what you’re doing, where you are, wondering if you miss me too, then I realize,
I miss you. I sleep, go out, have fun, laugh, work, then when I’m alone, you pop up. You crawl under my skin, you infest my brain, you fill the voids, and take me over with thoughts of anger, pain, love, and above all confusion.

I tried running away from the fact that I miss you that much, but thoughts of you start to surface, it’s like I'm trying to sink a balloon …. Impossible. I thought I’d feel better after writing this, but no not really. I'm stuck here without you, unable to think of a way to get over this feeling.
With a blinking cursor staring me in the eyes, I stare back at the screen just blank. Not a single thought other than the fact that
I miss you.
I don't know what it is exactly that I miss about you; I don’t know when it became that bad, nor how these mixed emotions re-surfaced after immense trials of locking them up inside.
This is beyond me, my brain is incapable of processing something that big, my heart is covered with barb wire just to keep you out, and my hands are ready to bury thoughts of you where the sun don’t shine, but then again you find your way into my soul through the tiniest gap.
Having said this, it’s 7 am again, off to sleep I go, maybe tomorrow will be different.

Maybe tomorrow I won’t miss you as much, maybe I’ll see you in my dreams tonight and that would take away some of the emptiness I feel without you, and maybe, just maybe;

you miss me too .

 

 

By: May Rostom

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

A Daughter’s Inquiry

A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother, "How old are you?" Mommy says, "Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later on in life."

The girl then asks, "Mommy. How much do you weigh?" Mommy says, "That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find out when you are grown up."

The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, asks, "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?" Mommy says, "Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just like a report card, it tells you everything."

The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says, "Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old." Mommy is very shocked!

She asks, "Sweetheart, how did you do that?" The girl shrugs and says, "I just know and I know how much you weigh. You weigh 120 pounds." The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where did you learn that?"




The little girl says, "I just know, that's all. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex.

Computer Upgrade



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV.



Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

- Desperate

...................................

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.

Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed,

 

Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer.

Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).



Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.



In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.


Good Luck,


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